Rob's Pile of Transformers

Some time in early 2006: Behold the mighty powers of Salvation In One! Featuring awesome Jackpot art.

4/02/04: More rantin' and ravin'. Reviews of:
- Heroes of Cybertron Wave 5
- Acquisition, Possession and Enjoyment, a rant on the state of my personal fandom.
- More Than Meets The Eye: Armada, #1

1/30/04: Remembered that I did a report on OTFCC '03 way back when. It's in 5 linked parts.

1/10/04: Scads of new reviews!
- Armada Optimus Prime comparison, + Armada Jetfire
- Masterpiece Veritech fighter
- Energon Wave 1
- Armada Overload and Skywarp
- Micromaster Six-combiner teams (Sixliner, Sixtrain, Sixwing, Sixbuilder, Sixturbo)
- G1 Shockwave
- Armada #18

Also:
- Introducing the Micromaster Knockoffs page!
- the most horrible humor on the planet: the Punsformers
- Rob's Best and Worst of ATT, 2002
- Rob's Best and Worst of ATT, 2003

• Nightbeat
  My favorite Autobot is a tough-guy investigator who relies on brains before brawn. Read on and join the elite ranks of those who know that Nightbeat RULES!
• Bludgeon
  This fearsome Decepticon warrior is more than a mere outer shell, so very much more! Find out everything you ever wanted to know about Bludgeon, and discover why he's one of the all-time great Decepticon leaders. He'll chop you in half if you don't.

Rob's Pile of Fanfic
The Transformers story continues in the hearts and minds of fans everywhere! Here are all the completed Transformer stories I have written; they're in chronological order, along with short summaries and where they fit into the original continuity. Also includes a couple of essays on writing and fan fiction.

Rob's Pile of Ramblings
Toy reviews, episode critiques, miscellaneous frothful babbling -- this is where it all goes.

• The Giant List of Transformer Quotes
  From a huge mess of quotes from the original animated series, accumulated on alt.toys.transformers, I created this even bigger mess. Enjoy.
• The Giant List of Beast Wars Quotes
  This list covers the entire series, from "Beast Wars" Part 1 all the way up to "Nemesis" Part 2. I owe a lot to M Sipher for getting it started.
• The Giant List of Transformer Comic Quotes
  A definative list of memorable quotes from the American comic series.
• The Not-So-Giant List of Beast Machines Quotes
  I really am going to finish this thing one day. Seriously. I'm not just makin' this shit up, y'know.
• The Giant List of Robots In Disguise Quotes
  The first 3/4ths of the series as aired in the U.S. to date. SPOILERS for all episodes aired through the end of January 2002.
• Rob's Best (and Worst) of A.T.T. 2000
  A collection of memorable quotes and threads from alt.toys.transformers, spanning May to December of 2000.
• Rob's Best (and Worst) of A.T.T. 2001
  A whole year's worth of newsgroup goodness (and occasional idiocy).
• Rob's Best (and Worst) of A.T.T. 2002
  The coming of Armada, Dreamwave comics, and much more.
• Rob's Best (and Worst) of A.T.T. 2003
  Hello to Unicron, Energon, 20th Anniversery Prime, and Alternators...and farewell to Skyflight.

Transformers Background Music
Text descriptions of the background music used in the American cartoons, including G1, Beast Wars, and Beast Machines. There once were sound clips, too, but those are gone till I find a free server that doesn't frown upon linking to dozens of .wav files. Also -- I have no plans to do a list for Robots in Disguise, 'cause I absolutely loathed the background music in the series -- on the very rare occasions I could actually hear it.
• G1 - Season 1
  
• G1 - Season 2
  
• G1 - Season 3
  
• Beast Wars
  
• Beast Machines
  
  
  

(Well, it was funny at the time, at least.)


• The Punsformers
  Introducing the most painfully themed Transformers ever.
• Alt.Toys.Transformers #67
  Parody of Transformers #67. A dark and hopeless future where trolls rule Usenet.
• Alt.Toys.Transformers #75
  A parody of TF #75. See the newsgroup face off against the dumbest menace in all of Usenet!
• Alt.Toys.Transformers #77
  A parody of TF #77 based on newsgroup events in early 1998.
• Transformers, the Drinking Game
  Kick back with your favorite cartoons and get sloshed. Updated for the end of "Beast Wars"!
• Beast Machines Revealed!
  A completely factual news article regarding the new Beast Machines show.
• Birds of a Feather
  A Beast Wars script I cooked up over a span of three days, just in time for April Fools' Day 1998. Starring the infamous Chickenator.
• Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
  The original! Various Transformers and alt.toys.transformers regulars answer the oldest, lamest joke in the world. The beginning of a very long running joke on the newsgroups...
• Wheelie vs. Scooter
  If I was a World's Worst Fanfic writer, it'd look something like this.
• The Top 10 Sexually Tilted Transformer Quotes
  Did you know the Transformers are all raging perverts?
• The Top 10 Signs You've Been Reading Too Much Furman!
  Getting a little too devoted to your Transformer comics? Here's how to tell.
• Why Megatron is Better than Megatron
  A top ten list, cartoon versus comic.
• Why Megatron is Better than Megatron, revisited
  Another top ten list, G1 versus BW.
• Everything I Need to Know, I Learned From the Transformers
  The title says it all.
• Song Parodies
  This is what happens when your mind wanders way more than it should.

TF Web Links
Everything you need, reduced to five simple links.