Rob's Pile of Transformers: Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines

But first, the runners up:

"Pay us no mind. We just... like to watch."
-- Quintessons, "Five Faces Of Darkness Pt 3"

"I've got better things to do tonight than die!"
-- Springer, the Movie

"What are you doing?"
"It's not what I'm doing; it's what I'm undoing!"
-- Silverbolt and Blackarachnia, "Optimal Situation"

"Grimlock! Get your noodle out of my face!"
-- Kup, The Movie

"Whoa, look at the size of it!"
"Yep, It's a whopper alright!"
-- Hot Rod & Daniel, the Movie

"And what exactly does your do-hickey do?"
--Optimus Prime, "The Master Builders"

"Pussycat, you really know how to tickle my joystick."
-- Rattrap, "Coming of the Fuzors"

"If you're gonna ride, Danno, ride in style!"
-- Hot Rod, the Movie

"Give it up, Megatron!"
-- Optimus Prime, "More Than Meets the Eye" Part 1

"Soundwave - prepare to recieve!"
-- Megatron, "Dinobot Island" part 2

"I'm comin', Ironhide!"
-- Bluestreak, "More Than Meets the Eye" Part 3

"They will come! They always come!"
-- Tarantulas, "Other Visits" Part 1

"Bumblebee, I can't interface with Optimus Prime!"
-- Ratchet, "SOS Dinobots"

"Grab on to me!"
-- Optimus Prime, "More Than Meets the Eye" Part 1

"Negative, Prime! I can't interface!"
--Cosmos, "Megatron's Master Plan"

"I can take Bumblebee, Seaspray, and Perceptor, but Optimus... you're just too big!"
-- Cosmos, "Sea Change"

"I can't lift it!"
-- Optimus Prime, "More Than Meets the Eye" Part 1

"No way, you're just a little stiff."
-- Hot Rod, the Movie

"My weapon is depleted!"
--Dinobot, "Coming of the Fuzors, Part 2"

"You're FINISHED, Megatron!"
-- Optimus Prime, "More Than Meets the Eye" Part 3



And now...

The Top Ten (according to me):

#10: "What goes up, must come down....and the HARDER the better!"
-- Starscream, "The Master Builders". Huh huh... he said 'master'.

#9: "Call me Blowpipe 'cause I wanna blow those rebels away!"
-- Blowpipe, "The Rebirth" Part 2

#8: "Period!"
-- Cheetor

#7: "Pull my trigger, fleshling! PULL MY TRIGGER!!"
-- Megatron, US Comics #21

#6: "Whoa, whoa! Nice mole! Uncle Rattrap just wants to interfaaaaace!"
-- Rattrap, "The Key"

#5: "You head the boss, Slag!" [sic]
-- Snarl, US comics #74

#4:
"You are old, Megatron!"
"I am old because I am hard!"
-- Starscream and Megatron, some UK Ladybird tape

#3: "Blow it."
-- Optimus Primal, "Other Visits" Part 2

#2: "So, Fortress Maximus has come himself. Okay!"
-- Scorponok, Headmasters dub

#1: "This is the last load! Get ready to pull out!!"
-- Megatron, "More Than Meets the Eye" Part Three

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