This is a pretty straightforward show, and I'm treating it in a fitting manner. There's a section up front with anything that might be construed as a reference to previous series or that establishes the story's history and back story. Then it's a straight shot through all the episodes, one by one, with a coda collecting Sky-Byte's poems at the end. Enjoy!
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REFERENCES, CONTINUITY, & BACKSTORY
"I suppose I should introduce myself. My name is Optimus Prime. I'm an Autobot, from the planet Cybertron."
"This is the Global Space Bridge. It uses Transwarp technology to get us anywhere on Earth in a matter of minutes."
"No-one refuses for long. I am Megatron, the ruler of many worlds!"
"Well, look who's here! Optimus Prime, as I live and breathe."
"I won't let you plunder this planet and leave it a lifeless, barren rock as you have with countless other worlds."
"After the Predacons are through with it, there won't be anything left to protect!"
"Our systems are controlled by a proactive cybernetic interface program. We call it TAI, which is short for Tactical Artificial Intelligence."
"I'm TAI -- Tactical Artificial Intelligence system. Daughter of the Teletraan One computer program."
"They've been working for megacycles, trying to intercept the Predacons."
"Well done, Slapper! Convert it to energon cubes and recharge the fuel cells!"
"....But our voyage to earth used up almost all of our energy to power our transwarp cells!"
"Even now they don't realize that the black pyramid is a matrix chamber for generating power."
"Who's that robot?"
"Let me talk to him! I know if I could meet with Mirage I could talk sense into him!"
"Amazing! His car looks just like the one driven by the legendary Auggie Canhay, one of the greatest drivers of all time."
"Hey, what are we? Vehicon drones?"
"He didn't TELL me anything. I projected his thoughts with the Psycho Probe!"
"I haven't seen one of these since the golden age of Cybertron!"
"Six Autobots were sent to Earth sixty years ago and disappeared. Maybe this is why they couldn't make contact. This could be their ship!"
"I will infuse them with code from my own spark energy!"
Mega-Octane: "Mega-Octane, transform!"
"That cannon'll make scraplets out of the Autobots!"
"If that bird gets scanned, we'll have another Predacon to deal with! Oh, I can't look..."
"Stop that! If you had any brains you'd be dangerous. I should be Optimus Prime."
"I'm at the Sherman Dam, near the Los Bogus desert resort!"
"Yeah, go ahead. Show them the universal greeting dance!"
"Oh alright! By the Pit! I'll do it!"
"I think these guys escaped from the space circus!"
"Get ready for a cannonball depth charge!"
"It must be Ultra Magnus. He's the only one with that kind of power. I thought he was still on Cybertron. He was almost chosen to lead the Autobots. I was chosen instead, and given the power of the Matrix. After all these years..... could that be what he's come for?"
"When the Autobots were sent to stop Megatron, the Matrix chose you as its inheritor. Chose your being to empower with its energy. Chose you to command the Autobots...."
"We thought that I had sole possession of the Matrix, and that its power could manifest itself only through me."
"You see it just so happens, Ultra Magnus really is my brother....We were created at precisely the same time on Cybertron, by an Autobot elder named Alpha Trion. We were raised together."
"The Allspark, Vector Sigma, was to choose the next commander-in-chief of Cybertron. Though both of us had won fame during the Civil Wars, I was chosen as leader. And so the Matrix was given to me. Ultra Magnus left the planet that same day and I thought I'd lost contact with him forever. He's grown a little -- bitter, over the years."
"Whoah Nelly!... They're on me like an Insecticon on a power core!"
"Slag! We've been hoodwinked!"
"Our Sky Spies are searching for [Dr. Onishi] twenty four seven!"
"This is the most important mission I've ever given you. We may even find out what Megatron wants from this planet!"
"I remembered our mission from Cybertron: to reactivate a fortress that was hidden here to protect Earth's energy from Megatron."
Ultra Magnus: "It's Fortress Maximus!"
"Since Scourge and the Decepticons botched the mission, please allow me to secure the key to its power -- Cerebros!"
"It comes back to me now, my purpose on Earth... and who I'm really working for. I was scanned a certain gift -- the ability to find the o-parts -- and the skill to use them together to pursue my real quest on Earth: possesion of something much greater -- a great and devastating fortress, from which I could rule the universe."
"First, the o-parts globe at Autobot base started communicating with the orb of Sigma! The two together form a map which shows the exact location of Cerebros, and that's the key to Fortress Maximus!"
"The power! The infinate power! GIVE IT TO ME!! Ha ha ha! Energy is flowing through me as it never did before! MY DESTINY!.... LOOK AT ME!! Tremble with fear. I am GALVATRON!"
EPISODE BY EPISODE
"Whaddaya know. Somebody must've forgotten to lock the gate at the petting zoo."
"If I keep going at this rate I think I can make it to New York in time for breakfast!"
"Hey! Wait! What am I supposed to do till you come back?!"
"You move like a dream! And the purr of your engine is music to my ears!"
"Hey, you gotta loosen up, bro'. You keep surging like that and your transmission'll wear out!"
"Yeah, there's no telling what might happen. Sounds awful dangerous!"
"What sort of nonsense is this? 'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times'? Best or worst?! Make up your mind!.... 'To be or not to be'? This guy can't make up his mind either!!"
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"Stay calm, Koji. We're here and we can help. Everything's going to be alright."
"How about coating the entire track with GLUE! That would slow it up."
"Megatron, TERRORIZE! CUTTER BEAM!!"
[after the bullet trains merge]
"We just can't stand life forms that blow up railroad tracks."
"Hey, you remember that time we rode our bikes at that construction site? Dad, can we go there?"
Side Burn: "Hey man, if you want to to be blown into a million Autoparts, that's your problem."
"Launching jet claw!"
"uhy ihyt, tuhuhihe!..... uhy ihyt, tuhuhihe!!"
"Dark Scream, you come with me. I'll need backup."
"It's a robot squirrel or hamster or something!!"
"Great. Now you got me as worried as a steer in a steak house."
"...I'm going to pretend that didn't happen."
"Aw, shut your yap and start paddling."
"Uhhhhh!!! It's not happening, it's not happening, it's not happening, I'm going to go to sleep."
"Skunk attack! -- Ooops, I forgot! I'm not a real skunk; I'm a Predacon!"
"You rookies are so impatient. Keep watchin', you might learn somethin'."
"Hrm... something about this doesn't smell right."
"Hey, sorry about that, Side Burn. We're going to the old Payuma ruins! Shouldn't take long now."
Kelly: "These ruins are absolutely fascinating! And so quiet and peaceful. It's just what the doctor said I needed to get over my irrational fear of being chased by talking cars."
"You three should've been thrown back into the gene pool!"
"Do you talk this much all the time, or only when you've got two mouths?"
"It looks like your passion was your downfall. You are such a loser!"
"Y'know, I'm beginning to think that car has a mind of its own!"
"Sometimes you're as stubborn as a packbot!"
"I don't know about you little brother, but I'm stumped. I'm not much good at this waitin' business."
"How's this? They'll never know it's me!"
"This is ridiculous! I can't drive around like this. Look at me; I look like a buffoon!"
Side Burn: "It all started when I just came online. I was just a classic car myself when I spotted my first red sports car. We were madly in love. But one tragic night, she had an accident. Our love wasn't meant to be, but I could never forget her. I think of her often. And even now, when I see a red sports car, something inside compells me to follow. I just can't help it! Kind of a sad story, isn't it."
"Oh, I give up. We're gonna have to put blinders on his headlights!"
"Come on, honey; you and me got chemistry! What's your VIN number?"
Megatron: "D-5! You see it!"
"...I don't see why anybody'd want to nab an old crate like that. It's so slow it can hardly get out of its own way!"
"I've gotta get inside that train! I'll just squeeze in through here --- mmph-- mmmmph --- It tried to poison me!!
"He still knows what's going on. Right, Spike?"
"A locomotive makes a shark look like a baboon?"
"You messin' with me, pal? What're you thinkin'??"
"Someone's in the kitchen with DAAAAAAAAAAARK SCREAAAAM!"
REV: "Okay, then, smart guy, tell me what this one means!"
"I am such a genius."
Dark Scream: "You crying?"
"I haven't been able to track their headquarters yet!"
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"Thanks a lot. You just turned my hat into roadkill."
"I'll smash you!"
X-Brawn: "Hey! The red sports car that just flew by was Sky-Byte!"
"That's not fair! He's ignoring the laws of gravity!"
"Okay. So I'm not allowed to tow away bicycles, wedding cars, ambulances, broken down buses, funeral escorts, parade floats, campaigning senators, or mailmen named Moe."
"Apparently, Gas Skunk, there's a novice in the ranks of the Autobots."
"...and this world will be ours!"
Sky-Byte: "If all goes as planned that fool Tow-Line will bring the Autobots to us. And when he delivers them they'll be totally helpless!"
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-- Optimus Prime, "Battle Protocol"
-- Optimus Prime, "Battle Protocol"
-- Megatron, "Battle Protocol"
-- Megatron very first encounter with Prime, "Battle Protocol"
-- Optimus Prime, "Battle Protocol"
-- Megatron, "Battle Protocol"
-- Optimus Prime, "An Explosive Situation"
-- TAI, "An Explosive Situation"
-- TAI, "An Explosive Situation"
-- Megatron, "An Explosive Situation"
-- Megatron, "An Explosive Situation"
-- Megatron, "The Hunt for Black Pyramid"
"It's Optimus Prime, the leader of the Autobots!"
-- annonymous humans demonstrate that the Autobots are hardly anonymous, "Bullet Train Rescue"
"Be our guest! You guys go way back so give it a shot!"
-- Ironhide and Mirage... whose G1 doppelgangers never said a word to one another, "Mirage's Betrayal"
-- announcer, "Skid-z's Choice"
-- Slapper, "Side Burn's Obsession"
"At nintey thousand volts per probe he won't last very long."
"What a pity... I don't CARE, you fool!"
-- Megatron and Sky-Byte, "The Ultimate Robot Warrior"
-- Optimus Prime, "The Ultimate Robot Warrior"
"....there are Transformers in that ship. And it looks like their pods are still intact!... they're still in proto-entity form like we were before we chose vehicles to scan."
-- Prowl and Optimus Prime, "The Decepticons"
-- Megatron, "The Decepticons"
Megatron: "Ha ha ha ha! Too late, Optimus. Say hello to Mega-Octane, the first Decepticon!"
Side Burn: "Decepticon? But he's an Autobot!"
Prowl: "What he is depends on the condition of his personality grid! If Megatron has altered it...."
X-Brawn: "Then he wouldn't think like an Autobot anymore and he's see us as the enemy!"
("The Decepticons")
-- Gas Skunk, "The Decepticons"
-- Sky-Byte, "The Decepticons"
"Well, ain't that just prime."
-- Sky-Byte and Slapper with a G1 AND a BW ref, "Commandos"
["If the Insecticons had BRAINS, they'd be dangerous!"
-- G1 Megatron, "Quest for Survival"
A stretch? Definately. A reference?... don't hold your breath.]
-- Koji, "Commandos"
-- Slapper, "The Fish Test"
-- Sky-Byte, "The Fish Test"
-- Side Burn, "The Fish Test".
[I really hope that's NOT a reference. Uhg.]
-- Wedge, "A Test of Metal" (reference? Probably not, but I'm anal about these things...)
-- Optimus Prime, "Ultra Magnus"
-- Ultra Magnus, "Ultra Magnus"
-- Optimus Prime, "Power to Burn!"
-- Optimus Prime, "Ultra Magnus: Forced Fusion"
"Bitter?! Bitter is not sending you postcards. But this wacko -- he knocked you off a cliff!"
-- Optimus Prime and Side Burn, "Ultra Magnus: Forced Fusion"
-- X-Brawn, "???"
-- X-Brawn, "The Fish Test"
-- Midnight Express, "Hope for the Future"
-- Optimus Prime, "Fortress Maximus"
-- Scourge, "Koji Gets His Wish"
X-Brawn: "...How did this thing get here? I didn't think it existed!"
Prowl: "That was just a legend on Cybertron. You don't think it's for real, do you?"
-- Sky-Byte, "Koji Gets His Wish"
-- Scourge, "A Friendly Contest"
-- TAI, "Peril From the Past"
-- Mega-- er, Galvatron, rather, I guess, "Peril From the Past"
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Episode #01: "Battle Protocol"
-- Optimus Prime on the Pred stooges
"My apologies, ma'am. You're gonna have to take a cab."
"Me? Why?"
"It's an emergency. Sorry!"
pashoooooom!
-- X-Brawn ejects Kelly
"Measure your tongue or somethin'!"
"...Forty-two feet three inches. That's impressive!"
-- Slapper and X-Brawn
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Episode #02: "An Explosive Situation"
"Go listen to someone else's engine!"
-- Side Burn and Kelly
"You leave my transmission out of this!"
-- Side Burn and Prowl
"Yeah, and if we get a boo boo the band-aids on Earth aren't big enough for Predacons!"
-- Dark Scream and Gas Skunk
-- Sky-Byte
Episode #03: "Bullet Train to the Rescue"
"Okay, whatever you say."
"Let's go to work, fellas. Don't make me out to be a liar."
-- Railspike and Koji
"Dude -- I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that."
-- Midnight Express and Rapid Run
blam!!
"Don't you even bother to say hello anymore?"
-- Megatron and Optimus Prime
Side Burn: "Wow. How come we can't do that?"
Prowl: "I dunno. I... think they're double jointed!"
Side Burn: "Maybe they can teach us how to do it."
X-Brawn: "I was never a good student."
Side Burn: "Come to think of it, I wouldn't want to fuse with you guys anyway."
-- Rail Racer
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Episode #04: "Spychangers to the Rescue"
-- child safety, Takara-style.
Prowl: "Just where do you think you're going, Side Burn?"
Side Burn: "As far away from that thing as I can. You guys should be able to handle this! "
Prowl: "Oh no you don't!"
Side Burn: "Listen, Prowl, I'm not feeling very well. I have to go see my mechanic!"
Prowl [bumping into Side Burn]: "You'll feel a whole lot worse if you don't get back in line!"
Side Burn: "Hey, cut it out!.... can I go return a video now? Otherwise they'll charge me a late fee."
X-Brawn and Prowl: "THE ANSWER IS NO!"
Prowl [still bumping Side Burn]: "You're staying with us."
Side Burn: "Hey, stop! That hurts!"
X-Brawn: "We're stickin' together, little brother. Oil is thicker than water."
Side Burn: "But I got a date!....."
"Destroying jet claw!"
-- Prowl and Slapper
"Don't talk with your mouth full."
"uhhuuhhuh."
-- Sky-Byte and Slapper
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Episode #05: "The Hunt for Black Pyramid"
"Whatever, you pathetic little guppy..."
"What did you just say?!"
"Nothing, I said I -- wish I had a puppy!"
"That's what I thought."
-- Sky-Byte and Dark Scream
-- anonymous crew member, on Dark Scream
"Ew. Where do you come up with this stuff?"
-- X-Brawn and Side Burn
-- Kelly, after nearly getting smashed by a police car falling out of the sky
"Do this, do that. Just 'cause I'm the youngest."
-- X-Brawn and Side Burn
-- Kelly, after having X-Brawn drive past in the middle of the ocean
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Episode #06: "Secret of the Ruins"
-- Gas Skunk
-- Railspike
"You mean Gas Skunk's breath? It is pretty terrible."
-- Optimus and TAI
"Pie humor's my favorite! There's nothing funnier than a pie in the face, right?"
-- Koji and Side Burn
*vrooom!!*
Side Burn: "'Scuse me!"
Kelly: "...It's the talking car."
*PHOOSH!!
Kelly: "...And guided missiles. But they didn't talk!"
-- Megatron
-- Rapid Run
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Episode #07: "Side Burn's Obsession"
-- Slapper
-- Kelly, after getting literally ditched by X-Brawn again
-- X-Brawn
"Yeah, I'd much rather be pursuing or aprehending!"
-- X-Brawn and Prowl
"That is the dumbest disguise I've ever seen!"
"Listen, I'm a patrol car. That's what I am. And I'm very proud of my uniform!"
-- Prowl and X-Brawn
"Clamp your vocalizer and just follow me."
-- Prowl and X-Brawn
Slapper: "That was beautiful!"
Side Burn: "And when I was very young -- I was just a tricycle --"
Slapper: "You were a teeny tiny itty bitty tricycle?!"
Side Burn: "My first love was a red tricycle! We'd go riding together every day. But then her family moved... and I never saw her again."
Slapper: "Gee! That's the saddest story I've ever heard!"
-- X-Brawn, on Side Burn's red car fetish
-- Side Burn
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Episode #08: "Secret Weapon: D-5"
Sky-Byte: "Yes, that's it exactly! It must be code for some kind of secret weapon, like Destructor 5 Gigaton!"
Gas Skunk: "Naw! I bet it's got explosives, like dilithium five blast powder!"
Dark Scream: "No, it's a robot! The model is Destron Five!"
Slapper: "No, it's danger five! That designates the danger level!"
-- Rapid Run
-- Sky-Byte
"Yeah, whatever...."
-- Midnight Express and Railspike
-- Megatron
"I was thinking toads have big mouths and small brains."
-- Slapper and Midnight Express
-- Dark Scream, workin' on the railroad
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Episode #09: "Mirage's Betrayal"
Mirage: "Oh, that's a real tough one. That means 'Caution. Enemies nearby.'"
Ironhide: "Y'know, he is right!"
Mirage: "It also means you look ridiculous."
-- Gas Skunk
Sky-Byte: "Uh huh."
Gas Skunk: "He's very sensitive."
"How could you possibly think about that at a time like thi-i-i-iss..."
-- Gas Skunk and Sky-Byte the Sensitive
Episode #10: "Skid-Z's Choice"
-- Kelly
"In your dreams, Flea-Byte!"
"That does it, no more unleaded energon for me..."
-- Sky-Byte and Skid-Z
Prowl: "Way to go, Side Burn. How'd you know?"
Side Burn: "I've talked to a lot of red sports cars. But he was the first one to talk back!"
Sky-Byte: "I'll get you for this!! When the race is done you will be too!"
-- Slapper, watching Prime leap up falling rocks
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Episode #11: "Tow-Line Goes Haywire"
"Uh, no mailmen period."
-- Tow-Line and Prowl
"Yeah, and he's towin' half the city away!"
"So how was his first day out?"
"Not bad at all. First he towed away a couple of kids' bikes then he messed up a honeymoon. It's almost as if he's already workin' for us!"
-- Sky-Byte and Gas Skunk
"Can I have the harbor? I love those little boats!"
-- Sky-Byte and Gas Skunk