Dear Horde of Mindless Drones,

Today my human companion and I visited an edifice known as Notre Dame Cathedral, a large structure created by piling one rock atop another in such a fashion that they do not fall over. Unfortunately the construct was swarming with nasty filthy humans. I longed to reduce the entire edifice to a smoldering pile of scorched rubble, but my companion said that would not be proper behavior in a church. There were even humans when we scaled the heights of the two towers. However, there were several lovely flesh creatures known as gargoyles. One of them was busy devouring some other flesh creature, but was kind enough to pause in his labors for a photo with me.

Your Loving General,