Dear Horde of Mindless Drones,

The human and I have covertly invaded the sovereign island nation-state known as "England". We infiltrated the isolated body of land via a subterranian path, circumventing the very ocean of water which the humans believed kept them safe from invasion. The fools!! Har har! Here you see me preparing to lay claim to one of the key transit points in this, their capital city. Soon the humans shall be lamenting that the suspended aerial transit pathway of London is in the process of collapsing!

Your Loving General,