2.08.02
Dear Horde of Mindless Drones,

My human companion and I have successfully traversed the seas of this world and arrived at our target destination! I have made a cursory evaluation of the human settlement in which we are quartered, and determined that conquest of this city may prove difficult, as there are approximately 11 million humans in the vicinity, and precisely one of me. Nevertheless, it is my duty to conquer this land as best I can! I began today by laying claim to the city's mightiest structure, this steel tower. Unfortunately, the hundreds of humans idling in and around it took little notice, so I had to settle for making a photographic record of my presence there. Hopefully Megatron won't notice the difference.

Your Loving General,

Scavenger