Dear Horde of Mindless Drones,

My human companion has once again managed to strand us in another settlement, this time by allowing an "automated teller machine" to consume his monetary access card. Without the card, he is unable to procure the fuel he needs to continue functioning! Har har! Unfortunately, if he ceases to function, I shall be without a means of long-range transport, and shall have to remain in this settlement, known as "Cordoba". It is a small city, even by human standads, and I fear I would run out of things to destroy in a very short time. Hopefully the human can engineer a new means of securing currency.

Your Loving General,