3.07.02
Dear Horde of Mindless Drones,

My human companion and I have paid homage to the human race's greatest designer of constructions, a being known as Gaudi. He created glorious structures like this one, which as you can see resemble piles of dripped slag. How beautiful! How stupendous! What an insightful and driving commentary on the transience and impermanence of all life! I was so impressed I didn't even think to try and destroy the building till we had already left.

Your Loving General,

Scavenger